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The guys around here drink so much coffee it can be used as a substitute for blood. That's nothing compared to the pop machine usage around here. Not that you care. I just thought I'd cut back on caffeine. I'm having a tough time deciding. I'm in need of a burst of energy from a different source. I'm unhappy with soft drinks. It delivers the same rush.
You have no idea how many times I've contemplated suicide after a caffeine chug. I couldn't believe it either. I guess I'm just not cut out for caffeine. It makes me more responsive than I want to be. Coffee is more about mood than taste. Makes people self-centered. Everyone I know who drinks coffee cares more about their java craving and less about people. After their third cup they hop around like aliens. Tea drinkers are boring. They'd all purchase disco balls just to be cool. That's how my Mom met Dad.
P.S. I hate being around coffee drinkers, their incessant jabber makes you deaf.
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